Closer Encounters by Jason Reza Jorjani

“BD what are you doing alien posting.”

You might think UFOs have nothing to do with the Ancient Rites of man, but you are wrong! As I write this the owls are watching me. You’ve heard of the greys, but what about the owls? Just look up what a featherless owl looks like. They’re just shapeshifting greys. Now before this gets too far into the schizo/paranoid realm, it’s important to not discount the influence of aliens on society. I enjoy speaking on physical culture, evergreen right wing thought, heroic mythology, and gods, but a secret interest of mine is UFOs and conspiracy theories.

When I first stumbled on this book, it claimed to be book on the seven different UFO theories out there. There’s much in the pages even I didn’t know. The main problem with most books or information on UFOs is the naivety of the alien enthusiasts. Some like to think aliens are guiding mankind into the future or how mankind will come together to fight alien threats. These people lack understanding of human nature. They’re broken minds, products of American education system.

This guy — Jorjani — falls into their group, only a little bit. He seems to have better understanding of nature. He understands that if there are aliens out there, it’s reasonable to assume that they’re fucking over mankind or looting us for all we’re worth, just like any other overlord. The first 70% of the book is brilliant in this regard. The last part of the book I didn’t care for which I’ll get into later. Jorjani also offers possible conclusions on what “full disclosure” looks like.

What if your gods are just time traveling Nordic Bodybuilders?

This is hard for true believers to comprehend and might even offend the RW Christians reading this. The reality is we just don’t know. Our sources are both incomplete and bias. BAP speaks on history in his book about how it might have been the Romans who discovered America, history isn’t as long as modern historians claim. Or what if the opposite is true? What if the history of mankind is much much longer than we know? What if mankind has been around for hundreds of thousands of years?

One thing I learned from Closer Encounters is in half of alien abductions, the abductee reports that the aliens actually look like tall Nordic bodybuilders. The greys — who are most popular representation of aliens — are simple biological robots used by the master race. They’re subservient to the Nordics. How does this make you feel leftists? Hitler was right about everything. Jorjani also alleges the other type of aliens like the cryptids or reptilians were created by the Nordics as were the different human races.

Closer Encounters goes into many theories on the origins of UFOs and man. What if mankind didn’t start on earth, but Mars? There is evidence Mars was destroyed in nuclear war. Could primordial Martians migrated to earth? Could you imagine Martians discovering time travel only to discover when they went to the future, mankind hasn’t become more advanced at all. The fuckers went back to sticks and stones.

Could the master race influenced all of our religions? Hinduism had many passages that could be interpreted aliens coming down in ships to guide mankind. They even have arial dogfights. The same goes for Christianity. Did Nordic time travelers give Moses the commandments from some spaceship? Was Jericho brought down by alien tech? Sodom and Gomorra brought down by nuclear weapons?

Interesting tidbits from Closer Encounters

It’s often assumed the Black Plague was caused by rat infestation. We do however, have many first hand accounts of the time. Many have wrote to seeing lights in the sky above towns before the plague. Others say they saw these lights in the sky fighting, some even exploding into fire. But perhaps even more interesting is we get the idea of the Grim Reaper from these times.

Inhabitants of towns that got hit by the Black Plague reported seeing figures dressed in dark robes and carrying scythe-like sticks just before everyone got sick. They were in the fields, not actually cutting down the crops with their scythes, but perhaps contaminating they crops with biological weapon? Others said these dark figures went into the towns. The people hid in their homes. Every home they knocked on with their scythes, the people died. Why would the aliens do this?

I mentioned the owls earlier. If you look into it, you’d find that the greys actually move and sound like an owl. There are many who report seeing oversized four feet tall featherless owls. The people who see these are frightened by them. There are many owls in my neighborhood, I must investigate this and establish contact with the master race. I must learn the power of the black sun.

Much of the book had me saying, “YES,” but around the 70% mark I got a little disappointed.

Once Jorjani started getting into the concept of ancient aliens influencing Christianity, I got a little turned off. He included way too many quotes from the Bible without explaining why they were relevant to what he was trying to accomplish. It almost seemed like he just wanted to attack Christianity. This chapter however, leads to his own idea of close encounters.

He believes a “trickster” alien is responsible crop circles, the greys, abductions, and the lot to just troll mankind. Jorjani compares the trickster to an octopus. I don’t buy into this theory. I’m more inclined to believe if there are aliens, their nature is similar to all beasts in nature. They’re trying to master their conditions, conquer space. They could be looting mankind for their own gain, for all we know.

This aside, you must read Closer Encounters. It’s well worth your time if you’re into UFOs or a master race of RWBBs.